hi, i'm just another teenager ranting about their life. my scattered thoughts and jumbled feelings.
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#MTE!!!! #MY FUCKING THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!!
fanfic: *passionate kissing*
me: omg they gonna have sex
fanfic: *they go to the bed*
me: omg this is it
fanfic: THE NEXT MORNING
me: ...
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#i dieeeeeeeeeeee! #TROLOLOLOLZ
Katniss: I love you, Peeta.
Peeta: I loaf you too.
Katniss: Okay, the bread jokes are getting kind of old.
Peeta: It's true, dough!
Katniss: Seriously, Peeta! That's enough!
Peeta: But I loaf you a roll lot!
Katniss: That's it, I'm done.
Peeta: AT YEAST SAY IT BACK!
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- discovery
“who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”- research
“i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”- obsession
“i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t have him he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him i need it all he’s mine MINE”- plotting
“hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“- depression
“i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”- acceptance
“i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that”
(Source: hananananargh, via sunmi)
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